The Secret Path to God

But like, really secret. Possibly behind a broom closet in your dreams.

You’re Not Crazy… You’re Just Early

Astral projection: not just for wizards and yogurt commercials.

The Minister Didn’t Know

The Philosopher had a headache. The Doctor gave you mints.

One in Three Have Seen the Light

The other two were microwaving cheese and missed it.

What the Heck is ICKYPLINKEN?

The sacred sound that makes your soul go “hmm.”

The Light and the Sound

Direct from the Voice of God — with reverb. Zooks included.

Side Effects May Include…

Laughter, weeping, enlightenment, and talking to clouds.

You Are Not Alone

But you might be multiphasic. We’re still checking.

May the Blessings Be!

Zooks be praised. And may your aura have a good hair day.